"We Care About the Kids"

Braindead and Corrupt US Politicians: 26% of you struggle to do the absolute bare minimum and afford enough food to survive, but watch as we happily continue to strip your rights away because we care SO much about the kids.

You can't even comfortably feed yourself, let alone your precious children – who you know are in a vital stage of growth and literally need this food the most – but let me tell you, "we care so much about the kids."

We're gleefully dashing towards an autocratic nation where we perpetually spy on you (with the help of Big Tech like predatory Google who absolutely LOVES stalking little children), control everything you do, and price you out of living, but let me tell you, "we care about the kids."

We're working to censor every single thing they see so we can manipulate them with even more ease, and we're actively working to fucking starve them to death, but let me tell you "we care about the kids."

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The land of the free...

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free to die at the expense of billionaires wanting ever more money and power.

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Signed,

Your Useless and Corrupt United States Politicians

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P.S. Now let us swiftly get back to fucking you over in an attempt to quell our terminally mindless and searingly insatiable ego-driven greed to hoard more dead trees while billions of you irrevocably suffer.

We'll make sure we collect our taxes, but we couldn't give a single fuck if you're even able to eat.

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P.S.S. We Love You ♥️

Oh – and we care about the kids.